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The secret of true greatness is simplicity.
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The ship is safer in the harbour, but it is not meant for that.
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The shortest books: 1) A guide to arab democracies2) Everything men know about women3) The Amish phonebook.
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The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys!
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
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The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease..sometimes it gets replaced.
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The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language.
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The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My Mummy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!".
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The teacher smiled at her Sunday school group and exclaimed, "All right, class, all those who want to go to Heaven raise your hands." Everybody in the class had a hand raised, except one boy. "Don't you want to go to Heaven?" asked the teacher. "I can't ma'am. My mom wants me to come straight home.".
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The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.
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The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.
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The truth will set you free...but first, it will make you miserable.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated.. he forgets truths which are too simple.
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The trouble with work is - it's so daily.
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The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.
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The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
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The way to make the cold winter go fast is to sign a note in October that becomes due in six months.
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The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
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The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
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The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
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The woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right.... But she is more often left.
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The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
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The woods are always empty if you're a poor hunter.
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The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
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The wrd of God will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from the Word of God.
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The world is composed of givers and takers..the takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
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The world is like a beehive: We all enter by the same door but we live in different cells.
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
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The world was not given to us by our parents, it was lent to us by our children!
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The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.
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They have all sorts of new services today. Now they've got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.
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The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
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They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they've got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don't wanna know 'em!
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The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings.
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Those we hurt the most are often those we love the most.
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Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest.
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Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway.
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Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
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Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.
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Thoughts lead to acts.Acts lead to habits.Habits lead to character.And our character will determine our eternal destiny.
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Which Eternity do you prefer? Smoking or Non-Smoking.
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While men talk of killing time, slowly time kills men.
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You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours shine bright.
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You don't look at a picture of a Chevy when you drive a Cadillac.
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You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person with whom you cannot live without.
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You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than dreams.
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You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.
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You may be born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but you need gold-hearted people to make your life more tasty.
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You may not be able to turn back the clock; but you can always wind it up again.
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You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.
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You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment looking for victory.
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You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
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You never lose by loving, you only lose by holding back.
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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
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You only have one chance to make a first impression.
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Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.
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Your attitude is the librarian of your past, the speaker of your present, and the prophet of your future!
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Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
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Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.
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Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents.
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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head.
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Your morality can keep you out of jail, but only the Blood of Jesus Christ, can keep you of hell!
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Your neighbour is the man who needs you.
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
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Your smile lights up a room like a candle in the dark. I can still hear the song of your laughter.
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Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have.
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Your thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor, loved or unloved, happy or unhappy, attractive or unattractive, powerful or weak.
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You satisfy the hungry heart with gift of finest wheat. Now give to us, O saving Lord, the bread of life to eat.
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You should not confuse your career with your life.
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Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.
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Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
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You've reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you.
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You will come across hope and despair in almost every situation. Only one of them wins each time.
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You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.
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You will never "win" an argument concerning religion.
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You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.
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Expect people to do better than they are..it helps them to become better; but, don't be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to keep trying.
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When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince them.
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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
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Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.
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I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve. I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brain to work. I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome. I asked for patience God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait. I asked for love and God gave me troubled people to help. I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities. I asked for everything so I could enjoy life. Instead, He gave me life so I could enjoy everything. I received nothing I wanted I received everything I needed. My prayer has been answered.
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I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
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A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
Author: Anon
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If all the misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
Author: Socrates
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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Author: Anamaniacs
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Every man dies; not every man really lives.
Author: Braveheart
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finer than frogs hair, split three ways.
Author: Unknown
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keep your eyes glued to the T.V.
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Drop a dime on you!
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Cuando hay hambre, no hay pan duro!
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